Has my cell phone gone?  Oh where, oh where can it be??

I had it last night.

I can’t find it today.

I’m sure it’s somewhere in the house.

I’ve looked everywhere that I remember going in the house last night.

It’s not in the car.

It’s not in any of the pockets in the jacket I wore last night.

It’s not in my purse.

So, if you call me, you’ll get my voicemail.  I don’t even know if I know how to access the voicemail for my number from another phone, so your best bet is to email me, or call my home number.

I’ll let you know when (and where – I’m dying of curiosity to know where it’s slipped to) I find it.

Sincerely,

A disconnected Janaki